25 Signs You’re Definitely Bob Belcher From “Bob’s Burgers”
1. You refuse to be normal — the unconventional is a constant in your life.
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2. You have no problem sharing your personal issues in public places.
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3. You are always in some state of panic, astonishment, or emergency.
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4. You may or may not have conversations with inanimate objects.
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“What’s that, clock? You think it’s time for a break?”
5. You’d rather stay inside a wall than see your relatives (and you still talk to inanimate objects while you’re in there).
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6. You instill lessons in others with grim reminders like it’s NBD.
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7. You find yourself in avoidable, frustrating situations.
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No matter how hard you try, other people always add problems to your life.
8. And the unexpected constantly creeps up on you: Essay due dates, road blocks — you name it.
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9. You constantly find yourself doing “alone” activities in public, like grooving while gardening.
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10. You have plenty of guilty pleasure songs that you love to jam out to when no one’s around.
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12. You’re not the biggest fan of celebrating holidays.
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You would honestly just rather just spend your time off doing nothing. I mean come on, you just celebrated something last month.
13. Your dreams might be a little… questionable.
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Luckily, you’re the only one who sees them.
14. You find things that are “fun” for everyone else to be not that enjoyable.
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Goodbye joy, hello pessimism.
15. Some of your insights can be a bit creepy, but your family loves you for that.
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16. Your romance skills are almost nonexistent, but you’re always trying.
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17. You have that one person in your life who always ruins your day when they show up.
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PESTO.
18. You sometimes question people who can stay consistently happy, no matter what…
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20. You question people who go on diets.
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What’s the point, if half the time you just cheat?
23. Sometimes you just don’t even know what to do about the people you surround yourself with.
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24. Sometimes you wonder if you’re the only person in the room with a functioning brain.
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How many times a day do you have to state the obvious?
25. But at the very least, you recognize the important things in life.
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