27 Pictures That Prove America Has Ruined Everything For The Rest Of Us

1. Mobile phones:

Mobile phones:
Twitter: @Jpegydotcom
I can’t see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little bit.

2. Cheese:

Cheese:
Twitter: @BryterMoon
SCIENCE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.

3. Bowel movements:

Bowel movements:
instagram.com
FIVE DOLLARS for a single poo?!!! FIVE DOLLARS FOR A PISS!!!

4. Clothes:

Clothes:
imgur.com
Dressing in regular clothing is just SO un-American.

5. Alphabetical order:

Alphabetical order:
Twitter: @King_Wylie
“Fuck the rest of the world, we’re the most important and we’re going first.” – America.

6. Ice cream:

Ice cream:
knowyourmeme.com
Made with real bald eagle!

7. Nipples:

Nipples:
Twitter: @AR1961
Why name them this?

8. Faces:

Faces:
Twitter: @krystalvivian
HOW CAN ONE MAN HAVE ALL THE EXPRESSIONS ALL AT ONCE?

9. Christmas:

Christmas:
Twitter: @wallaceme
What’s Santa doing when he’s not delivering presents? Dressing up as G.I. Joe and shooting a shit-ton of ducks, apparently.

10. Butter:

Butter:
Twitter: @Pimacountyfair
Why? No. No. Why?

11. Irony:

Irony:
Twitter: @Nokomaq
Too much.

12. Both doughnuts AND burgers:

Both doughnuts AND burgers:
imgur.com
They’re even GLAZED ffs.

13. Memes:

Memes:
Twitter: @Ben_Wagner42
Daaaamn America, back at it again with the taking a great joke and turning it into rampant capitalism.

14. Diamonds:

Diamonds:
instagram.com
This just doesn’t make any sense.

15. Politics:

Politics:
Tom Pennington / Getty Images
This one isn’t actually funny.

16. Soda:

Soda:
Twitter: @BillyHutton1
“Gosh, I’m parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing glass of artificial bacon soda,” said literally no one ever.

17. Housing:

Housing:
Twitter: @desimartin123
This person wasn’t allowed to fly the flag in their front garden, so they did…this.

18. Dates:

Dates:
Twitter: @giolololol
America, getting stuff wrong since 1776!

19. Bacon:

Bacon:
youtube.com
Because cooking in a pan just isn’t macho enough.

20. Pizza:

Pizza:
imgur.com
This isn’t how food is supposed to work.

21. Money:

Money:
Twitter: @myfaceonafigure
God damnit.

22. Health:

Health:
Twitter: @disfordazzle
Each colour counts as one of your five-a-day!

23. Cars:

Cars:
Twitter: @turkanese
No.

24. The concept of size:

The concept of size:
imgur.com
No one needs this.

25. Beer:

Beer:
Twitter: @douchestin_11
“How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?”
“Leave it with me, I’ve got a fucking awesome plan…”

26. Tea:

Tea:
Twitter: @reptilepunk
For when your afternoon drink just isn’t shooty enough.

27. Just EVERYTHING.

Just EVERYTHING.
jalopnik.com
You guys gotta chill.

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