27 Pictures That Prove America Has Ruined Everything For The Rest Of Us
1. Mobile phones:
I can’t see this going wrong at all. Nope. Not even one little bit.
5. Alphabetical order:
“Fuck the rest of the world, we’re the most important and we’re going first.” – America.
9. Christmas:
What’s Santa doing when he’s not delivering presents? Dressing up as G.I. Joe and shooting a shit-ton of ducks, apparently.
13. Memes:
Daaaamn America, back at it again with the taking a great joke and turning it into rampant capitalism.
15. Politics:
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This one isn’t actually funny.
16. Soda:
“Gosh, I’m parched. I could really do with a lovely, refreshing glass of artificial bacon soda,” said literally no one ever.
17. Housing:
This person wasn’t allowed to fly the flag in their front garden, so they did…this.
25. Beer:
“How should we arrange all this beer, Dave?”
“Leave it with me, I’ve got a fucking awesome plan…”
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